This isn’t a dress shirt

Rottweilers

🚫 No Bleach Zone: Skip the harsh chemicals

Material: Soft polyester/cotton blend

🧻 Towel Tap: Pat it dry—don't body slam it

Custom - Have Your People Call My People - Removable Patch Hats This isn’t a dress shirtCustom Patch Have Your People Call My PeopleWhether you're a social pup, a wandering human, or just someone who likes to look important, this patch says, Talk to my assistant. Even if your assistant is just your grandma. Great for dogs who network at the dog park. Even better for people who ghost after brunch. Custom bottom line fits up to 15 characters, so drop a phone number, pager code (hello 90s), or your exs number if you're feeling chaotic.